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Dear Lovers and Haters Alike:

Happy Frickin’ V-Day! I decided to share one of my favorite cd mixes with you. In video form! The theme of this mix is (roughly) Effed-Up Relationships, as reflected in the title. Specifically those I was involved in during my late teens and early 20′s. Well, except the last track. That’s basically my ‘Funky Town (the whack song you play to signify the end of the party) …but murder ballads Rule so listen to it!

I tossed this together in 2007. The videos are in the exact same order as the tracks on my mix. I tried to find as many dark and horror-related videos as I could. And yes, I know the selection shows my age…and that I didn’t embed the vids. I couldn’t care a fluffly fuck less. Heh. Enjoy!

-Hakk Wylde!

AM I GOOD ENUFF...

AM I GOOD ENUFF…FOR YOU.

1. Type O Negative - Love You To Death
If you like that, then buy THIS. Someone had the good sense to layer Type O Negative over our favorite rat-in-the-gutter-vamp, Count Orlock (aka Dracula, if you can afford the rights. heh).

 

BLAKEST OF THE BLAK

2. Danzig – Her Black Wings
When Danzig was still kinda cool.

 

I DON’T CARE IF YOU DON’T WANT ME

3. Marilyn Mansun – Put A Spell On You
Ah, Mr. Mansun. Making Sinatra sinister for the horror-hearted everywhere.

 

IF THERE WAS ONLY SOMETHING BETWEEN US

IF THERE WAS ONLY SOMETHING BETWEEN US…OTHER THAN OUR CLOTHES

4. David Bowie – Heart’s Filthy Lesson
Haven’t learned it Yet… Is there gonna be a quiz?

 

SO NOWWW YOU LISTENNN...

SO NOWWW YOU LISTENNN…

5. Faith No More – Zombie Eaters
Omniscient, my ass.

 

I’D KILL YOU…FOR MYSELF

6. Pantera – This Love
If I don’t get to you first, buddy.

 

YOUR FAVORITE SLAVE...

YOUR FAVORITE SLAVE…

7. Depeche Mode – In Your Room
Mmmmmm…nomNomNOM!

 

NOW THAT THE SMOKE’S GONE

8. Filter – Hey Man Nice Shot
Also featured in Demon Knight (1995)
I have a soft spot for this film. Plus, best krazy Billy Zane other than in Dead Calm (1989)

 

YOU WANT WHALE SPERM WITH THAT?

YOU WANT WHALE SPERM WITH THAT?

9. Concrete Blonde – Everybody Knows
Also featured in its original form (by Leonard Cohen) in Pump Up The Volume (1990)
Come on. Don’t even Try to tell me that you didn’t buy this soundtrack if you are anywhere from 33 to 40 today. I call Bullshit.

 

SHE'S RUNNIN' FROM HERSELF

SHE’S RUNNIN’ FROM HERSELF

10. Death Angel – Veil of Deception
I resemble that remark.

 

COS BABY, I’M NOT! …F-FUH-FUH FOOLIN’!

11. Def Leppard – Foolin’
Camel Toe Joe strikes again. That glowing white ‘peen-vag’ is Terrifying!

 

AND I’M WATCHING YOU…

12. Queensrÿche - Gonna Get Close To You
Awww…he’s So Close to her. 

 

MOVIN’ UP SLOWLY

13. Massive Attack – Inertia Creeps
One of my favorite videos OF ALL TIME. Dark. Sexy. Sinister. Breathtaking.

 

YOU MAKE THIS ALL GO AWAY

14. NIN – Something I Can Never Have
And isn’t that just the way of things?

 

DANCING WITH FIRE ON THE EDGE

15. The Tea Party – Fire In The Head
I miss this band SO MUCH.

 

SHE WAS SCREAMIN’ AS SHE FELL

16. The Violent Femmes – Country Death Song
“…but I never heard her hit.”

AMERICAN MARY: A Girl’s Gotta Keep It Together

AMERICAN MARY (2012)
Written and directed by Jen and Sylvia Soska

I…am an American Mary. One of droves. Told by The System that it’s equal opportunity only to then be shown quite clearly, by a boss or male colleague’s actions, otherwise. The truth is still anything but. Hell, America just barely started letting women fight on the frontlines in war and the full reasoning behind that is definitely debatable (forces finally stretched too thin, methinks?) The story is darker still with Mary, played perfectly by Katherine Isabelle (Ginger Snaps). Enrolled in medical school and low on funds and self-esteem, we watch as one of Mary’s professors (David Lovgren, of Smallville) skillfully tears her down…even after it is quite obvious to us as viewers already that she knows her shit. Why do women let men do this to them?

In fact, the whole bloody group of M.D.’s is a bunch of self-proclaimed dominate “fucking mother fuckers” that are disconnected from more than just their students and definitely more interested in freakish, Eyes Wide Shut-like parties than actually helping their students learn. It becomes painfully apparent that Mary may lack a certain warmth or social grace but she cares more for her patients than any of the “real” doctors in the film probably do. Her darkness and tough personality are a perfect match somehow for the underground world of body modification that she unwittingly falls into. Mary is eventually moved by their individual stories and through them, she discovers her own. These are her people. She provides a service no one else is capable of, or willing to provide. To Mary, surgery is Art. And oh, does she Create!

I won’t ruin Mary Mason’s “transformation” into Bloody Mary, the mod-doc, for you but I will say that I found it very powerful. Ironically, it is an act of violence that puts Mary over the edge and squarely on the path to body modification glory. Her transformation is thorough…and necessary. She even walks differently as we watch her shove everything off her text-book packed coffee table in one sweeping gesture, as if to say the whole world is her operating table now. You’re almost twistedly happy that someone has finally pushed her buttons a bit too far. You want to root her on and on. Well, I did anyway. So long to the Mary that went home and cried in the shower.

Writer-director duo Jen and Sylvia Soska are dynamite. This being the Vancouver-based identical twins’ shining sophomore effort after their mad-addictive, and surprisingly poetic at times, micro budget “love letter to Grindhouse” Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009). They even show up as two of Mary’s most important patients, The Demon Twins of Berlin. And as darkly stunning as they look, they also touch upon another center theme of the film. We’re in a culture where we all feel a certain level of disconnect. Through body modification, some individuals are at least finding a way to be more connected to themselves.

I see American Mary as a bit of a homage to Tod Browning’s Freaks (1931). Except in this version the “normal” damsel actually does care for the freak(s) and seeks to help them, in the process finding a home for her strange self as well.

The final scene is just so painfully touching and beautiful. Right up until the end, all Mary wants to do…is ‘keep it together’. The set and colors are amazing, with sensibilities landing somewhere between Cronenberg and Argento. It wasn’t lost on this woman that Mary’s dress matched said set perfectly. The whole bloody, photo-worthy layout possibly being a nod to Katherine Isabelle’s Ginger Snaps days…and definitely more proof that the Soska twins are indeed our beloved Fitzgerald Sisters made flesh. Best disturbing-surgery end scene since Excision (2012).

-Hakk Wylde!

p.s. Extra points for using the phrase “Jesus Fuck”. LOVE my Girls!

8.0 (out of 10) Modified Beers

Other noteworthy performances by:
Tristan Risk, Paula Lindberg, and Antonio Cupo (Bomb Girls)

 

Update (9/15/13): American Mary will is available NOW on Blu-ray, DVD, Netflix and iTunes. Go ahead, let Mary inspire you to be unconventional.